Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Major experimentation begins

Mercury has been acquired, and is now going to be mixed with amino acids. This experiment will prove that evolution (if it exists) must always be progressive, and cannot be regressive (as the evolutionists claim).'Nuff said.

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Someone is CHEATING on the poll

Shortly after I set up the poll today, there were three votes AGAINST homosexual marriage. A couple of hours later there were FIVE votes in favour of homosexual marriage. I suspect someone is guilty of multiple voting. OWN UP, WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!

Calling old friends

Whilst some newbies have come along in recent times, I do miss a couple of my longstanding followers who appear to have gone off radar lately. I am thinking mainly of STRANGEBREW and EMFINN. Where art thou? Whilst we disagree on many things, your contributions are verily missed.

Homosexual marriage

This is exactly the sort of thing that this country finds itself toying around with after electing a bunch of liberals to sit around the cabinet table. I am not a Tory, but you can be sure if it was not for Clegg et al, this government would not have countenanced legalising gay marriage.

Since time immemorial marriage has been a Biblical institution between one man and one woman. These politicians have NO RIGHT to try to redefine it, because it is not theirs to alter.

Almighty God declares:

"And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh."

(Genesis 2: 23-24).

That's what marriage is, according to God. Woe betide any nation that tries to redefine it. If Cameron goes ahead with this immoral lunacy, the people will incur the wrath of the Almighty.

Monday, 12 March 2012

Sent packing

'Nuff said. Needless to say it is the last time I will reach out the hand of friendship to those people. I travelled 130 odd miles to pay my respects and I was, quite literally, shooed away from the doorstep by none other than my former best friend himself. Apparently my visit was "INSENSITIVE".

No doubt the Hindoo woman put him up to this (she has never liked me because I call a spade a spade). I do not wish death or misery on anyone, but all I can say is what goes around, comes around. The next time Raj hears from me will be when the old bat passes away, when shall I phone him to offer him a 20% discount on a fine English oak coffin, just like this one (I was so tempted to email that to Raj, just to set him thinking, but decided it might upset him, so I did not). BUT, the POINT THAT HE MUST UNDERSTAND that there is no escaping death, and it is high time Raj and his wife stopped running from the TRUTH and start listening to people who CARE. If his wife wishes to turn her back on Jesus as she approaches her death, that is her decision, but the minute she passes she will deeply regret it. The pain of the cancer will seem like pins and needles when she finds out just what Satan does to unbelievers down in HELL.

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Raj's wife has a deadly CANCER

Remember my good friend Raj from Chesterfield? Well, I did receive an email on Wednesday night saying that his wife (yes, the argumentative Hindoo woman) has been struck down by the dreaded CANCER.

Now, Raj did not say what variety of cancer it was, and he was very vague in his response to my follow up questions. This surely indicates that it is very serious indeed. We are most probably looking at a brain tumour or pancreatic cancer. The prognosis cannot be good, or he almost certainly would have given me more detail.

So yours truly is heading back up north tonight to pay a surprise visit to an old friend in need. I will perhaps bake some currant scones and a spicy vegetable potato curry and bring it up to them in a tupperware box. I do not know whether the woman is able to eat solids or not, so I might liquidate some and put it in a separate container, just in case.

In all likelihood, I will need to don my counsellor's hat and help Raj prepare for the worst.

I am also going to bring up a small dose of an anti-fungal medicine I have concocted. She may not take it, but if nothing else is working - what has she got to lose?

If the worst does come to pass, Raj will be very welcome to upsticks and start a new page in his life in the lovely county of GLOUCESTERSHIRE.

Monday, 5 March 2012

Things we have changed our minds about

I was wondering, how many of you have changed your minds, beliefs or opinions about a major issue of the day?

A wise man once said "If you never change your mind, why have one?". So here are things I have changed my mind about:

1. Catholics - I used to believe they were all wicked and wretched. But, having spent several years away from Ulster in England, I came to realise this was not the case. Whilst I still believe the Roman religion is rotten to the core, I know now there are some very good people within the Catholic church (ie, the late Frank Carson; Australian opposition leader, Tony Abbott).

2. Flat World - some of my long-standing followers may recall that I once supported the idea of a flat world. However, I accept now this is not what the Bible teaches and science does not support it either.

3. Alcohol - Having battled alcohol abuse in the past, I used to view it as the 'Devil's Buttermilk' and espoused the view that it should not be drunk. I once even wrote to my MP asking him to table a motion in Parliament for it to be banned altogether. But now I have realised that the Bible actively encourages us to drink alcohol in small amounts. I do like a nice glass of beer now and again on an occasional basis. Over-indulging is not an issue, for I know that I have the shield of the Holy Spirit to save me from temptation.

4. The BNP - I admit, when I first came to England back in 2004, I found myself to be rather swayed by the BNP. It was not that I was racist, but I just had the feeling the something had to be done to protect the country from immigration and muslim extremism. But when I scratched below the surface, I realised that they were not a particularly pleasant bunch of folks. Not the sorts you would want around to your house for tea, let alone running the country.

5. Women preachers - In my former church back in Northern Ireland, women were not allowed to preach. They may assume leadership in respect of only other women and children, and were kept in their place and had to wear a hat. But during my time in Chesterfield, I did meet a lovely woman vicar who caused me to pause and think some more about the issue. So now I am very supportive of women preachers provided they teach the Biblical Truth.