Snow bunnies

Some pics of Clipper and Queen Mylene II in the snow.

Internet Down

Just a quick apology for a lack of activity of late. My internet at home is down, so just making a sneaky post from work during a welcome tea break on what is an otherwise very busy day.

The results of the poll are noted and will be abided by.

Dealing with Adulterers

'Tas been an eventful morning. Glenda phoned at 8.12am to ask whether I would come in for the morning. The Grim Reaper added two more to his total last night, and, as Embalmer-in-Chief Brian is on "annual leave" (whatever that is), yours truly was asked to come in and get the old corpses in shape for their final journey. I was going to decline (Saturday is Clipper's bath day), but she added that Andrea was also coming in for a couple of hours to help out, so that swung it for me! ;op

On the way in, the thought did cross my mind that one of the cadavers might have been that of Jesus-man, and perhaps those youths had pursued him home and killed him in an ironic, Gospelesque, twist of fate, but they were just two old women whose time had come.

ANYWAY, at 10.20am Glenda popped out to do some Christmas shopping, so ANDREA and I had coffee together. It was so nice, just the two of us, without the usual hoi polloi running around making a fuss. We talked about many things, and she said I should take some photos of Clipper in the snow because he has a lovely thick, grey winter coat. So I might do that later and post some. BUT the girl also had some juicy gossip - namely DAVID (boring bloke who can't take a joke) has a 'bit on the side' called "CHEYENNE" (stupid chav redneck name in any case) that is wife does not know about. With hindsight, it is now clear that the Lord prompted me to put a chilli in his drink as a warning of what might happen if he did not stop his wicked behaviour. It seems that Mr Woods is not the only one who could learn a lesson or two from those recent salutary pictures of a stoning in Africa.

So this poses a dilemma for me. Do I report the matter to his wife, and if so, before or after Christmas??? Before Christmas would ruin Christmas Day for her, but leaving it until after Christmas would mean that the poor woman would be deceived for even longer! So I ask myself "WWJD???", and we all know that God hates adultery so Jesus would most likely give the man a good dressing down and report him to his wife asap. Part of me was thinking of going around there tonight, but I do not like the fact that I would be the one breaking up a family, even though only a messenger. So I am undecided, and have posed a poll (due to expire tomorrow), and I have asked the Lord to speak to me through my followers so that I will comply with your advice on this one (notwithstanding the fact that the majority here are evolutionists).

Dressing up like Jesus

Today whilst walking home (à la André Linoge) I saw a man with long blonde hair and a beard. A group of youths shouted at him 'Hello Jesus', and 'Happy Birthday Jesus', and then ran off.

Whilst one might be tempted to point the finger at the youths for blasphemy , this man in question has to accept the fact that trying to make himself look like the Lord Jesus will inevitably attract negative attention from a world which hates Him. I suspect a lot of these Jesus lookalikes have purposely made themselves up to look like the Lord, so that people will subconsciously make the connection in their minds and start respecting them and even worshipping them in a way they would not do as a ordinary person. Far be it for me to judge someone by their appearance, but the fact is that many of the Jesus lookalikes are really hippies, indulging in cannabis and "free love", and taking part in violent demonstrations and protests like those we have seen of late in Copenhagen. This, of course, was very different from the sort of thing the REAL Jesus got up to, according to the Bible.

HIPPIES, STOP MOCKING THE LORD, AND FIND ANOTHER STYLE.

New Zealand - BEWARE!!!!

Take a look at this disgusting example of what demons can accomplish - even within the pews of a 'church'.

This sort of thing was clearly done with one purpose in mind - to mock God. If the Bible teaches us one thing, it is that God doesn't take kindly to being mocked.

If I lived in the land of New Zealand now, I'd be quaking in my boots. This sort of act tends not to go unpunished. There are lots of geysers in that country, and it could be that divine punishment might assume that form. Watch this space.

Strike declared illegal!

I, for one, was delighted to see that the High Court placed an injunction on the BA workers going out on strike. This was a cynical move, calculated to cause maximum disruption at a time of year when loved ones are travelling thousands of miles across the ocean to spend Christmas with each other. I am not usually one to stand up for the mighty corporations over and above the decent working man, but BA cabin staff are hardly poorly paid. Indeed, calling this strike over the Christmas move was a SICK, and DEPRAVED, and DISGUSTING act. It was called by lazy, greedy, overpaid union activists to cause hurt and hardship for decent folks everywhere. That Trade Union is a disgrace, and I am glad now they have been forced to abandon this silly plan.

Funniest EVER Christmas song

I have just downloaded Frank Kelly's (aka Father Jack) "Christmas Countdown", and it has to be the FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER RELEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so tired this evening. I was up most of the night collecting corpses, and have had a busy day at the office getting them all donned up ready for boot hill. Have just had a MASSIVE mug of coffee with 4 spoonfuls of Maxwell House therein.

UPDATE: You will need to listen to it to fully appreciate the very Irish humour!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJoXCwkPVi8