Following my recent theories on the behaviour of light particles, I have decided to head north tomorrow to visit an eminent professor in none other than St. Andrews University, way up in "bonnie Scotland". We shall be discussing my theory, amongst other issues such as the dangers posed by the LHC.
I am also trying to arrange a meeting with another researcher in the Department of Earth Sciences to discuss how my theory of rock formation provides proof of a young earth. Watch this space and all will be revealed.
I do not anticipate blogging again until the weekend, when I return home.
18 comments:
Good luck Garvan. Just remember that not all scientists approach questions with the necessary degree of objectivity.
That's ok. It will give Garvan one thing in common with them to talk about!
"Just remember that not all scientists approach questions with the necessary degree of objectivity."
Bill,
Please give us the names of three living scientists you consider to have the necessary level of objectivity, and explain how you came to the conclusion they possess it.
But there's no light in Scotland Garv - the rays from your eyes can't reach that far. So mind how you go!
Pppsssssh that explains why it did not take millions of years for light to get here..our eye rays just bounced off the stars...
Not going to end well...even mystic meg could foresee that one coming.
St. Andrews University have a fine faculty for Physics and Astronomy.
Sent my final assignment for the OU for assesment by their department due to a lab closure at Musée d'histoire naturelle et la science in Paris.
It passed despite the bucket loads of maths and equational work it required.
Garv you had better brush up your calculus...just saying!
Bill said...
"Good luck Garvan. Just remember that not all scientists approach questions with the necessary degree of objectivity."
Another absurd and unfounded comment from one of the least objective and rational people here (other than Garvan).
I have told you before Billy, if you make idiotic statements you really should try and back them up with evidence or I will have to assume that you are telling lies as per usual.
Really Bill you should try being honest and objective once in a while, it would be good for you.
I suppose that Garvans visit (if genuine) will give them all a good laugh.
I wonder who he is supposedly going to see at St. Andrews, a friend is a research fellow and lecturer there.
Maybe I should warn them to look out for a mad Irishman.
Bill your smugness and ignorance are noted!
Why has the blog gone black?
It has not gone black for me.
Anonymous said...
"Why has the blog gone black?"
Your eyes must have stopped sending out rays. Or they've been diverted to look for Garv in Scotland?
Jesus loves you all, even if you persecute His servants.
Hi Bill,
Don't forget our discussion on the previous thread. I can transfer it over here if you prefer.
'Jesus loves you all, even if you persecute His servants.'
Subjective and rather insulting balderdash Bill.
You are not being persecuted just laughed at for being a thick and ignorant cretin.
There is a difference.
Xianity are the only institution known that are absolute masters at a subject...then blame everyone else for it!
Bill... xianity is a sick and twisted sister of hatred & bigotry.
You should be thoroughly ashamed...but lacking a workable IQ you probably have not a clue into your own seedy little cults history of persecution and murder committed in the name of a fictional sky daddy.
And xians are still pompously doing it...even proud of it.
Vile creatures the lot of them.
KK..methinks our little jeebus sunbeam has little to no intention of answering your reasonable questions...he seems to lack a cogent thought pattern...or just ignores anything where thought is involved...not a particular shock just par for a god besotted!
They don't do logical thought process.
Just whining about the pathetic label stitched into their forehead for all to see.
"KK..methinks our little jeebus sunbeam has little to no intention of answering your reasonable questions"
He's done it so far. And I have copies of them, so can keep asking. For months if necessary.
"KK..methinks our little jeebus sunbeam has little to no intention of answering your reasonable questions"
He's done it so far. And I have copies of them, so can keep asking. For months if necessary.
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