I am pleased to announce that I have become good friends with my local "PCSO". His name is, quite appropriately, Bobby!
At first I was suspicious to see him cycling around our village, and thought he was out looking to start arguments with law-abiding citizens (instead of locking up the sexual deviants down the road), but I really do think this particular chap is a fair player.
He is an altogether good cop, unlike some of the unsavoury characters I have come across in the past. Criminologists have long documented the notorious impact of "cop cultures" on how the police go about doing their work, meaning that minorities such as myself are often unfairly picked on and discriminated.
But these "PCSOs" are not imbued with the same "cop culture". Bobby is just how the local copper on the beat used to behave in the 1950s, friendly to all, always ready for a chat, and not afraid to give the youth a good telling off. He and I had a good chat yesterday about windmills, and today I invited him in for a cup of tea and we talked about the need for a man of steel and grit to take this country by the scruff off the neck and give it a good kick up the backside. He is a churchwarden as well, so that is excellent news. I have recently started a freelance embalming business so hopefully he might be able to recommend me to local undertakers. Here is a police officer I am also proud to call MY FRIEND.
I have got his mobile phone number too, so at the first sign of trouble, I have a personal line to the local BOBBY!!! (Target no. 1 will be a young "Afro-Caribbean" lady of disrepute who has moved in up the road who, as rumour would have it, is bringing down the tone of the area by bringing "clients" into this beautiful part of the world.
Is he racist as well?
ReplyDeleteGarvan certainly is racist.
ReplyDeleteAs he has repeatedly shown.
I would like to see what garvan has to say about the conviction of David Norris and Gary Dobson.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/lawrence
And his views on Cressida Dick.
Garvan has constantly shown himself to be racist, sexist and homophobic. So when he claims to be a minority he's telling the truth in a way, as such induviduals deserve to not only be a minority but to be rendered extInct as well.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who knows me will affirm that I have not a racist bone in my body. MY BEST FRIEND IN AN INDIAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt is typical of this politically correct society that we cannot mention race without been branded racist. If I had remarked that this lady had been Scottish or Irish or ginger, would there have been such an outcry??? I think not.
You could have not remarked on her ethnic origins at all.
ReplyDeleteWhich minority do you think you belong to?
Why mention anything to do with her ethnicity or hair colour? How is it relevant?
ReplyDeleteBasically you have preconceptions about races, genders or orientations (including that of your best friend) and deal with or describe people based on those preconceptions. That makes you racist, sexist and homophobic.
'MY BEST FRIEND IN AN INDIAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!'
ReplyDeleteBut you are anything but Christian about your best friends wife!
Which is NOT being a best friend.
You constantly denigrate his ethnic religion and became an utter pest to 'Wong'
You even start a fracas in Lego world with an ethnic family which ended up with you being thrown out!
Garv you are the epitome of xenophobia run rampant.
You even fancied voting BNP at one stage.
And they are not exactly known for tolerance and integration.
'(Target no. 1 will be a young "Afro-Caribbean" lady of disrepute who has moved in up the road who, as rumour would have it, is bringing down the tone of the area by bringing "clients" into this beautiful part of the world'
Whats the problem snooks...will she not book you an appointment?
Maybe she has taste?
How do you know she is a 'lady of disrepute' if you have not first hand knowledge of her 'bizzyness' instead of listening like a prim and proper Victorian missionary to random and malicious gossip... it is not attractive in 2012?
Anyway instead of locking up the sexual deviants down the road who seem to at least use condoms responsibly (but not their safe disposal reputedly) should plod not work to insure deviants like you who are socially unbalanced are neutralized before causing race related fracas?
Great sign by the way...classic humour...get some Garv...you will live longer!
Garv, generalizations might be okay for xians of little brain but really kidda grow up a bit and stop with the casting of aspersions on folks character based on colour of skin until you have first hand and verifiable evidence.
If she ever found out you have publicly indicated she is a 'lady of disrepute' she would probably sue your ass from here to Armageddon and back again and copious prayer to a sky fairy would do nothing to alleviate your predicament but might just give her more bang for her buck..she would be on a winner anyway!
And 'hobby bobby' would be in no position to chat cordially with you..in fact he would probably be the one to nick you.
She would have a case...think on!
Not related to the current topic, but thought Garvan and his readers might find this article interesting - http://newhumanist.org.uk/2476/its-the-faith-stupid
ReplyDeleteOh, and happy new year.
I have never seen Garvan make a racist comment before. I do not believe him to be racist. Political correctness gone mad....
ReplyDeleteHi Jenny...happy new year to you as well!
ReplyDeleteWell the point made in your link is indeed hard to argue with...spot on might be a better opinion methinks!
'“the more you believe the less you know – or the less you want to know” '
About sums the whole sorry tale of religion up!
Bill I appreciate that you are handicapped by intentional dumbness and are not the brightest star in the heavens but after at least 5 years of reading our Garv and his attitudes...then maybe you might see a obvious truth, depending on how blind and dumb you actually are...
Garv has severe issues with ethnic folks because of their ethnicity and fails to admit it!
Maybe...there is a chance he does not realise it...possible...but some comments are really quite abhorrent.
HAHAHA Why is your best freind in an indian. LOL did he eat him.
ReplyDeleteAh, the phrase 'political correctness gone mad' - sure sign of a racist, sexist homophobe.
ReplyDeleteGarvan never told us his new policeman friend's ethnicity. Or even his hair-colour.
ReplyDeleteI bet he's not ginger - or does the problem with ginger hair just apply to women?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure if he was ginger then Garvan would have told us.
ReplyDeleteAlso, why does he put "Afro-Caribbean" in quotes?
ReplyDelete'Also, why does he put "Afro-Caribbean" in quotes?'
ReplyDeleteBecause he reads the Daily Wail and they yearn to give the wink and the nod to closet and not so closet racists amongst their readership!
The damage is in the 'innuendo'
And 'innuendo' is a dog whistle and primary tool for the religiously challenged, they think it is clever and very telling.
So when Garvan says 'Afro-Carribean' he means someone who is as British as he is, but who has a darker skin?
ReplyDeleteHi Jenny good to see you back here yeni yılınız kutlu olsun to you as well!
ReplyDeleteI agree that the article you link to is spot on. I have noticed and commented on exactly the same phenomena.